A few years ago I ran across a small article talking about a ''virtual keyboard'' for PDA 's. It was the coolest thing since the advent of the flying car. Sync this little device to your handheld and it wpuld laser project a keyboard onto any flat surface. The laser detects movement and can tell which key you're typing.

COOL !

I really enjoy my Nokia n8007 Internet Tablet, and once I got used to the onscreen keyboard my text input rivals a full-sized keyboard. However, how much cooler would I look with a laser projection?

So, as this is historical fiction, I now have a laser virtual keyboard and I am the envy of all the laptop-sporting emos at Panera as we compete for bandwidth. They recognize me as their God, and envy my homosexuality and the intrinsic disposBow before me emo underlings.

le income that engenders.